Script
experimentation with source material – Single group chat turned into a play
(emojis and other
reactions have been turned into stage directions)
Scene 19:32, 22/05
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: The back door at matts is open,
please use it coz he’s too lazy to get up (Sister
Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr and Story time
with Connie put their thumbs up)
Scene 21:10, 22/05
Sweet transvestite from transsexual Mexico: What time are
youse getting to spoons?
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: Leaving matts now
Sweet transvestite from transsexual Mexico: I will be about
half an hour just need to get out of dance clothes (One Husky Boi has love in his eyes)
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: I mean we just got on the
bus (Sweet transvestite from transsexual
Mexico puts a thumb up)
(Sister ‘stickers make
me uncomfortable too’ smiles in a car, One Husky Boi looks with love in their
eyes)
Sister ‘stickers make me uncomfortable too’: Me also
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: That premier bus
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: We’re now in spoons if anyone’s
wanting to join us but hasn’t yet (Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr has love in their eyes)
Sweet transvestite from transsexual Mexico: will be along in
15 mins or so (smiles)
Scene 00:32, 23/05
You know nothing John Joe! Im not allowed in hustle
One Husky Boi: Why?
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: Why?
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: Why?
AHHH jeez im a butthole: Why?
Mary Pat: WHY?
One Husky Boi: Pourquoi?
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: Eh?
You know nothing John Joe! : They have a problem with how
I’m dressed with trackies bottoms ( is surprised)
AHHH jeez im a butthole: Que?
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: What???
One Husky Boi: Oh shit
AHHH jeez im a butthole: Oh for goodness sake
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: Wtf
AHHH jeez im a butthole: That’s ridiculous
Mary Pat: That’s bullshit
One Husky Boi: I didn’t realise anyone outside of London
actually did that
(Pause) They sure don’t in Wolverhampton
(Queen laughs, One Husky Boi pauses to
continue)
No one would
get in
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: Ollies on the case
Queen: It’s hustle, tell them to get over themselves (Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr and One Husky
Boi look at them with love in their eyes)
Mary Pat: I’ll fight em
AHHH Jeez im a butthole: We’ll all fight them!
Sweet transvestite from transsexual Mexico: Liverpool do it (She turns her head upside down. One Husky
Boi is angry)
Queen: If I need to get out of bed and walk to hustle to
argue with some people then I’ll do it (One
Husky Boi has love in his eyes)
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: Bring it Beth Also get out
of bed and come to hustle just cos (Queen
and One Husky Boi are surprised)
Mary Pat: I’m here I’ll do it now (Queen looks at Mary Pat with love in her eyes, One Husky Boi is
surprised
Queen: I send Gail as my superior and taller self (Mary Pat and One Husky Boi laugh out loud)
You know nothing John Joes! Is there any house within
walking distance that has pants that will let me borrow?
Sweet transvestite from transsexual Mexico: Legit my
boyfried got turned away for having holes in his shoes @One Husky Boi (they put their thumbs up, One Husky Boi is
surprised)
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: There’s mine but I doubt
you’ll fit tbh
Mary ‘Misogynist’ Hall: I tried to argue but they said if I
said if I argued anymore I wasn’t going back in
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: W o w I hate bouncers
Queen: Sorry @John Joe, same situation as Megan (looks down sadly)
Mary Pat: Like there isn’t enough people in here to justify
turning people away
One Husky Boi: Angery reaccs @Sweet transvestite from
transsexual Mexico
Mary Bob: So me and JJ heading back to campus so he can
change them coming back x
Queen and Sister
Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr look to Mary
Bob with love in their eyes, One Husky Boi is surprised)
Ollie can I have my purse back please
One Husky Boi: Yeet
(Queen reacts angrily)
Storytime with Connie: Seb and I are home
(Tolia looks at
Storytime with Connie with love in her eyes)
(Mary Pat shows everyone a picture of lots of shots)
Mary Bob: Damnnn
(pause) I leave
for 10 minutes (rolls her eyes)
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr: We’re lost without you
(Mary Bob looks at Sister
Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr with love in
her eyes)
Mary Bob: but like also save us some
Mary ‘Misogynist’ *aggressively castles* Hall: Why does
hustle bathroom smell like coco pops and bad decisions tho
Mary Pat: Does the whole of hustle not smell like that?
Sister Suiuiiigaaaaaaafftttrrrrr : @Emily they’re long gone
babes
(Mary Bob sheds a
single tear)
You know nothing John Joe! : I’m home but the driver stole
my drink
You know nothing John Joe! : My additional chees burger
minus burger (cry with laughter)